Oh dear, dear dear. For all of your questions about the whos, whats and whys, just go with "A Wizard did it". So the snowman had a brain all along, all that he needed was life kicking his rose tinted glasses off of his stupid smirking face. Speaking of which, Snow and Lighting, no, just no, this is the same dipshit who Lightning used to knock his jaw off every time he opened his face hole. Also SHEEP DO NOT LAY EGGS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_vxMgiRPxwAs with the side quests, congratulations you managed to find an M&M mini in a turd the size of China.
There is a reasons I worship at the church of Steven Jay Blum.But yes, your analogy is accurate.
It's what I do.